Do I have to be there with you?

Yes, please. We can’t know what’s in your brain. So we need you there to know if Aunt Linda’s vase is a keeper or someone else’s treasure.

• * At least in the beginning. Once we get to know your preferences, we will need you less and less. (But you’ll always be in our hearts.)

Why don’t you do “before” photos?

Everyone loves a makeover story.

But no one wants to be reminded of

their own messy past.

We’re all embarassed. Let’s just get it fixed.

Do I have to buy expensive containers?

We’ll work within your budget but we’re also masters of repurposing storage you already own.

What if you break Aunt Linda’s vase

or fall off a ladder while getting

Uncle Chester’s suitcase down?

We are fully insured.

How long will it take?

Forever.

Just kidding. The amount of work

really depends on the project: the location,

the type of items, the pace, etc.

What if you don’t finish?

We can either stay longer and work hourly

or we’ll come back.

• * But don’t worry, we won’t leave your place a mess.

Do I have to sign a contract?

Yes, please. This protects you and us!

What if I’m dissatisfied?

Oh no! We’re sorry!

[Computer Voice Says]: It-Is-Not-My-Fault.

We’ll come back and work with you to fix it.

We want you to be happy.

How do you discard stuff I don’t want?

We either schedule a donation pick up or

help you find a local community center.

What if this is too hard emotionally?

We work at your pace. If it’s too hard, we’ll switch to something easier or come back another day.

What about heavy items?

We’ll do our best, but will let you know if we need movers or additional crew.

*Hot men preferred.